Softie (my former friend) hit me because I made a joke about Watchdog. Lovestruck sent her a note that was 2 pages long and Watchdog said it was too much for him to read and I said a sentance was too much for him as a joke and Softie hit me. Im sick of her. I e-mailed this to her:
 I'm not sorry for JOKING about Lane. why did you have to hit me? He's just your boyfriend! I was your friend but according to you, I guess I've been demoted to the "Go to (blank)" status. I'm just wanting to know this: Why didn't you hit *Guy Homie for talking about him but you hit me? I for once agree with Lane though: You flirt with *Guy Homie. Knowing how shallow you can be, you have probably deleted this seeing it's from me but hey, I tried to get along with you but it was never perfect. Your "rules" (in your mind) were simple:
Rule 1: Lane is MY boyfriend. I'm not wrong for hitting *Sylent.
Problem 1: Lane may be your boyfriend but you were one of the friends I thought would never hurt me physically or emotionally. But things change.
Rule 2: Sylent is not allowed to joke about Lane but anyone else is free to,
Problem 2: It's a free country where every man and woman has the freedom of speech and this rule is segregating me from all of your friends so this "rule of Shayleigh's thumb" is wrong, legally, as well.
And this one is my favorite. Rule 3: Lane is only wrong when he says I flirt with *Guy Homie.
Problem 3: Lane is human just like the rest of us. He is wrong sometimes but he wasn't wrong about that.
So the way I see it there are two facts and one solution to each fact.
FACT 1: I am sick of you getting on to me about Lane and not anyone else.
Solution 1: I can leave you and him alone. That's basically what I should have done 3 YEARS AGO
FACT 2: I have been harsh on him sometimes.
Solution 2: I'll leave him alone too.
So here's the fun part: you get to pick the end of our story:
Pick solution one and you wont have to deal with me and I wont deal with you.
Pick #2 and I'll still be your friend and I'll be nicer to Lane.
Now hit that.
So me and Softie are no longer friends depending on her choice.