Gym CandyPosted by Neon on Sunday, March 7, 2010
Guys: you want to be the guy with the girls wrapped around your finger and you decide you need muscles to do so. BUT I don't think any of us girls want a boy with bigger breasts than us(unless you have some seriously LOW standards).Girls: you can't stand when the guy you like says you're weak or flabby so you wanna muscle it up. BUT guys don't really want "the best of both worlds"(aka they don't care for a girl with a mustache). Now you're like "Oh sick! Who is Neon hanging with???" but in reality, I'm talking about steroid abusers. Yep. If you're not supposed to take steroids prescribed by a doctor(a REAL doctor) then THIS could be you:
GUYS: In guys, anabolic steroids can interfere with the normal production of testosterone. They can also cause guys to grow breasts. They can also cause an irreversible loss of scalp hair. GIRLS: anabolic steroids can cause a loss of the monthly period by acting on both the hypothalamus and reproductive organs. They can also cause loss of scalp hair, growth of body and facial hair and deepening of the voice. These changes are also irreversible. So if you want muscles do it the old fashion way: exercise. Gym candy (street name) users do have it all: The win, the glory, the gender change, the scorn, the shame, the exposure, the loss of a career, AND the loss 'o' pride. Street names for steroids are gym candy, pumpers, stackers, weight trainers, arnolds, juice, roids, balls or bulls, a's, and arnies.Oh and I forgot to mention "Roid Rage". Roid Rage is where a person abusing steroids make you parinoid and angry all the time. Think PMS. Isn't that a lovley contribution?
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